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If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
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Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
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why develop feelings for people when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results
what i have learned from talking about my feelings
- it’s better to not talk about my feelings
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23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
Hello, I would like to audition for Newsies on Broadway. My experience includes nothing, I am female and I cannot dance.
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same
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